1. A few years ago, I was putting my friend's daughter to bed for the night. She was about 3 at the time, and she was fighting going to sleep. She asked me why she had to go to bed, and I said "Because it is late and its time for little girls to get a good night rest." She then pointed at nothing across the room and said "What about that little girl?"
2. Two years ago, I was looking through my elementary school yearbook with my 5 year old cousin, when we were at a page with a 2nd grade class, she pointed to a boy's photo and said "that looks just like Nicolas!". When I asked who Nicolas was she just said "The boy in my closet" and keep on looking at the picture. I almost died.
3. Little kids know stuff, man. My niece is 4 and talks about her "older sister" constantly. She is always talking to her too. She is an only child and has no idea her mother had a previous pregnancy a few years back that was a mid term loss. Weird me out something major.
4. I was heading to the bathroom one the second floor of my aunt's house when I saw my cousin April on the stairs. April was 4 yo and very animated. She was busy making funny faces while sitting on the stairs. I asked her what she was doing. She said "I'm copying the lady with the braid". I looked around, there was no one else but us. I asked "where is the lady April?" She pointed to a beam running parallel to the stairwell. I asked April, "what is the lady doing?" She said, "making funny faces". I smiled and started walking up the stairs again when April said something that stopped me in my tracks. April "her braids is around her neck". I turned back and asked April to repeat herself, April pointed, "the lady is hanging by her braid... She's making funny faces." Then April started making a face which I then realize was it someone gasping for air.
5. I was looking after Jack (A five year old) who said a man named Jacob who dressed like a lumber jack was sitting next to me on the couch. He must have seen the shock in my face, and said "Don't worry, he doesn't have any arms."
6. My little nephew used to talk about a woman who would visit his room at night. He said she wore a red dress, that her name was Frannie and that she would sing to him.. and that she floats.
7. I'm babysit a few kids while their parents were at the movie. I put the youngest kid (4) to sleep and watched TV till the parents came home. The next day the parents called. According to the 4 yo kid I stood in the doorway and stared him for a very long time, smilinh. I was confused i didn't know what to say.
8. I was cuddling my friend's 3 yo son and he said, very seriously "I promise I won't ever chew on your bones. I promise".
9. I lost my boyfriend to a stray bullet a few months back and when I went to visit his little cousin a few days after it happened, he came up to me while I was crying. He asked why I was crying and I told him that I missed my boyfriend. He gets this confused look on his face and then says ''Why? He's ssitting on the front porch.''.
10. Looking after my little cousin in Montana one night, and he started telling me about the ''Creeper Man'' who lives in his mom and dad's bedroom. He brings it up after he visits them. I made mistake once of asking what he looks like. He said ''Oh he doesn't have a face.''
12. One night I was babysitting my friend's children. The youngest (5 yo) drew a picture of a woman hanging from the ceiling, looked up at me and said ''she told me to draw this. She's coming for you, hidee''.
Note : Children could be so adorable but they also sometimes scare the hell out of adults person
Haha, have a great day mate !!
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